Apples and Oranges

My ipod is a piece of shit. It’s my second one, it’s a mini, and if i spend all day charging it I can get about 48 minutes use, before it gives me the low battery sign and promptly turns off. Fucking Apple. The best thing they ever did was make the program “Lemonade Stand,” which i hold the highest record of in 1984 at Hillel hebrew Day School in Miami. I started out with $30.00 and wound up with $867.00,  making a net profit of $659 dollars! Charging 38 cents a cup! This is lemonade, people!

3 Responses to “Apples and Oranges”

  1. The Wizard (Isadora's Acclaimed Ipod) Says:

    I work marvelously. I can get about…5-6 hours out of me at least.
    I’m no mini
    I’m a mighty.

  2. bibomedia Says:

    Have a nice day !

  3. Phil Bram Says:

    Elan, this is Phil Bram. Tonya’s ex-husband. I stumbled upon your site this morning. you have a rare heart, my friend. if ever you want to sit for a bit, I would be more than willing. keep to the light. Phil.

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